That was so dark lmao

Epic.

The earth is big yeah she's filled with me!
I'll get butt naked and climb up a tree.
I make fun of a monkey and fall on my knee.
This really sucks because of my recent knee surgery.
I talk to my lawyer about my knee surgery.
He says he cant help me so I threaten his brie.
I say that I'll spread it unevenly.
He cries and pleeds for the health of his cheese.

I say okay but you'll pay for my needs! I need some new knees so I can chase that monkey.

He says okay then he calls the police.

That's all I got.

Whoever made this game is an asshole. It hooks you in with a cool story and nice graphics but the gameplay is next to impossible. My fingers are tired from spamming the left and right arrow keys lmao.

This game is really well done! Kinda fun once you get into it. The octopus sex shit was unnerving though lmao.

Great!